Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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