You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
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There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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