take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
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Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Randomize