I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
ok first of all what the fuck
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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