I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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