Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I need a burrito and a hug.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Randomize
