So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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