i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
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I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
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Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
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