Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
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Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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