there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
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You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Send help, water and tortillas.
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It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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