I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
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Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
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