Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize
