drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
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if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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