I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
He better not be in your backpack
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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