We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
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Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
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I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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