problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
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Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
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she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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