you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
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I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
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DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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