therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
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let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
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At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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