We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
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i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
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His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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