im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
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With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
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just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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