The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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