Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
