Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
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I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
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You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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