Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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