why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
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