actually, I'm a sock model
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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