On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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