he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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