I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
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Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
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Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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