we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
she told me i tasted like america
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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