thus making me awesome and them whores
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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