Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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