But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
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