Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
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separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
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I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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