They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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