isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
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help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
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Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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