did you get engaged???
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
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You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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