That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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