he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
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My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
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Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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