Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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