I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Alive.
So much puke
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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