if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sober January is a disaster.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
we're making bets on your personal life
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Randomize