dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
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He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
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His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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