guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
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I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
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It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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