Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
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fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
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You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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