It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
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The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
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If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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