my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
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The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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