so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
