Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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