Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
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they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
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Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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