He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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