he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
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It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
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The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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