If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
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The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
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The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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